He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
wanna go halves on a baby?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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