If you die in college, do you die in real life?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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