So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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