There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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