How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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