is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
fuck your aforementioned shoe
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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