there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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