i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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