Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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