So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Bring me that man meat
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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