Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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