Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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