Can Purell be used as lube?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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