she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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