You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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