So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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