They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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