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So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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