i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I would ride that face into the sunset
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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