You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I FOUND THE LEGS
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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