pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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