I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?