I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
