i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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