let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Come on in and take your pants off
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