you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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