I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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