do herpes really smell.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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