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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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