I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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