but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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