i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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