I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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