I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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