i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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