Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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