did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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