windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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