I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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