Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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