every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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