I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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