I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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