I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just threw up on my dentist
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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