So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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