The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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