is your mom at the bar?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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