so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
