how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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