I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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