answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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