Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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