i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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