So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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